Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[cluckcluckgirl]

Buttermilk: BOK BOOOOK BOOOOOOOOK!!!!
Me: BUTTER I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT-
Buttermilk: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!
Me: BUTTER DON'T SASS ME!!!

I have said that multiple times to my hen Maddie. I'll be out in their coop putting them inside for the night, and she'll be squawking up a storm while I'm in there. The minute I go back outside, she stops. I tell her the same thing while I'm in their coop!

 

[PrairieChickens]

I said this to our class of students that visited the chickens recently.
"There will be poop."

 

[3KillerBs]

"Is that chicken pizza or human pizza?"

Said to my "spare kid" about a stack of Domino's boxes on the counter. He works at Domino's and brings home burned pizza, never-picked-up pizza, and the other half of employees' pizzas that they didn't finish.

Chickens LOVE pizza -- especially meat-lovers. But I don't let them have too much because of the fat and salt content.

 

[Eva2012]

Lol

How sweet

My son (who dearly loves his Patty Chicken) asked me: "Mom if I catch a chicken, will you take a picture of me holding a chicken?"

 

[PBGGG]

"Get Jackie out of here- she is going to eat his poop!"

Our dog, Jackie, always helps "clean up" after Finn!

 

[phickle]

Kids! help me herd the ducks and geese into the bathroom!

 

[hensfortherapy]

How sweet

Awww He is so proud.

 

[chicksurreal]

Text message from my sweetie today - "We might have a broody".

My reply - "What?? That's not possible, they're only 6 months old, and they're Hamburgs, for crying out loud!".

Sweetie - "I don't know, I've been sitting here watching her for an hour and she's still sitting on it".

Me - "Well, they do that sometimes".

Sweetie - "What should I do? Do you think she needs me to do anything?".

Me- "No, unless you could have laid the egg for her, I think she's good.".

 

[MEMama3]

Kids!  help me herd the ducks and geese into the bathroom! 

I've been there... lol

 

[Mo5C]

Ryder (puppy) you are worse than the chickens.
something I said to my niece the other day "I would rather clean out my chicken coops than pick up dog poop"