Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[YoungFarmer61]

Chickens having sex is hilarious!!! (told my buddy that)

 

[chickenlover80]

" Ahem, who knocked over the feed? Come on fess up??" They were all thoroughly scolded.

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Hens, you had better not poop on the stoop, I just cleaned it."

 

[BullChick]

I lay there at night, building coops in my head to try to relax and get to sleep. I then forget to go to sleep.

 

[Malibu99]

"You have a frostbitten comb again, don't you."

Neighbors must think I'm crazy. I was talking to a friend the other day about frostbitten combs and she asked how metal/plastic can get frostbite. Apparently she's not a chicken person.

 

[chickenlover80]

I fed my chickens grapes yesterday and my one RIR Mocha came over and there wasn't any left and she hadn't gotten any cause her sisters were hogs so this is my conversation with my mom.
Me: Mom can you come here?
Mom: What?
Me: Can I have another grape? Mocha didn't get one.
Mom: *sigh* Oh my goodness, here.

 

[Aacre]

I yell "Chickens" out the back door when I want them to come for a snack..

"Kramer, get out of the neighbor's mud puddle, you have mud puddles in our yard to drink from"

"Amelia's throwing a fit again because I took her egg."

"Can Bobo come and cuddle on the couch?"

"I think Helen is a boy.."

 

[BunnyLover44]

"I think Helen is a boy.."

LOL!!!!!!!

 

[orumpoultry]

Oh hun don't hug me, I've got eggs in my bra!

 

[BunnyLover44]

IF u dont lay an egg with a good shell on it, I'll, um... roast u! yah I raost u then eat u for dinner! ( next day got a good egg with a good shell)