Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[chickenlover80]

Oh hun don't hug me, I've got eggs in my bra!

 

[orumpoultry]

Thought of another one:

No I haven'tt cooked breakfast yet...

DH: Why?

...because the girls haven't laid fresh eggs yet! Gimmie a minute I'll go check again...

 

[malissa20]

This my first post. I figured I'd do it here since I've giggled at this thread all day.

Me today to my new baby: "I swear Dottie if you are a rooster I'm changing your name to Drumstick."

My pawpaw to me: "I think that chicken would follow you to hell if she could."
What can I say? Gobi has been alone since her sister was killed and she has grown VERY attached to me.

Oh and howdy y'all.

 

[nmmrc1983]

Don't throw away the scraps, I want to give the girls treats before bed...

 

[BunnyLover44]

This my first post. I figured I'd do it here since I've giggled at this thread all day.

Congrats! Welcome to BYC!

 

[Aacre]

This my first post. I figured I'd do it here since I've giggled at this thread all day.

Me today to my new baby: "I swear Dottie if you are a rooster I'm changing your name to Drumstick."

My pawpaw to me: "I think that chicken would follow you to hell if she could."
What can I say? Gobi has been alone since her sister was killed and she has grown VERY attached to me.

Oh and howdy y'all.

Welcome!!

 

[chickencoop789]

(chicken comes up and is two inches from my face) "Don't even think about pecking me in the eye!"

 

[chickencoop789]

This my first post. I figured I'd do it here since I've giggled at this thread all day.

Me today to my new baby: "I swear Dottie if you are a rooster I'm changing your name to Drumstick."

My pawpaw to me: "I think that chicken would follow you to hell if she could."
What can I say? Gobi has been alone since her sister was killed and she has grown VERY attached to me.

Oh and howdy y'all.

Welcome

 

[PekinBantam]

This my first post. I figured I'd do it here since I've giggled at this thread all day.

Me today to my new baby: "I swear Dottie if you are a rooster I'm changing your name to Drumstick."

My pawpaw to me: "I think that chicken would follow you to hell if she could."
What can I say? Gobi has been alone since her sister was killed and she has grown VERY attached to me.

Oh and howdy y'all.

Welcome!

 

[malissa20]

Thank you