Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[chicksurreal]

*Takes an egg out of the nesting box* "Ooo, still warm"

This! I love it when I gather eggs and they are still warm.

 

[Malibu99]

"When I gathered eggs this morning, one of my hens laid her egg in my hand. It was so warm and wet and nice."

 

[cluckcluckgirl]

"When I gathered eggs this morning, one of my hens laid her egg in my hand. It was so warm and wet and nice."

"Oh, Ms. Runt, you feel cold. Let me warm you up."

 

[chicksurreal]

"When I gathered eggs this morning, one of my hens laid her egg in my hand. It was so warm and wet and nice."

I have gathered eggs that were still wet, never had one laid in my hand, but it's amazing that they dry so quickly. You can see the protective film drying on the egg. Chickens are amazing!

 

[chicksurreal]

"Oh, Ms. Runt, you feel cold. Let me warm you up."

Right! Too funny!

 

[BunnyLover44]

I have gathered eggs that were still wet, never had one laid in my hand, but it's amazing that they dry so quickly. You can see the protective film drying on the egg. Chickens are amazing!

So true, when mine where still pullets I guess I scared an egg out of it!

 

[Malibu99]

"Mom... I hate to tell you this... But Emma is actually... Emmett."
"What?"
"Your grandchick is a boy."

 

[chickencrazy429]

*To the tune of You Don't Know You're Beautiful*
"The way that you shake off dust gets me overwhelmed,
and when you peck at the ground it ain't hard to telllll.
You don't knooo-oooow you don't know you're cluuu-ckyyyy-yy.
You don't know you're cluckyy."

 

[Chickenloving]

"Come on! Poop already, I'm cold and want to go back to the house!"

 

[BunnyLover44]

*To the tune of You Don't Know You're Beautiful*
"The way that you shake off dust gets me overwhelmed,
and when you peck at the ground it ain't hard to telllll.
You don't knooo-oooow you don't know you're cluuu-ckyyyy-yy.
You don't know you're cluckyy."

That is too funny!