Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[Malibu99]

"Mir, stop playing in the compost. You'll smell bad."

 

[cluckcluckgirl]

(talking to one of my chickens): "You smell like a chicken."

 

[BunnyLover44]

(talking to one of my chickens): "You smell like a chicken."

Wonder why? lol

 

[oldrooster]

Quote:
But when breaded and fried does it taste like chicken????? meant as a joke, I don't want to sound like I want you to kill a beloved pet if it is a pet for you and not intended as food production.

 

[cluckcluckgirl]

But when breaded and fried does it taste like chicken????? meant as a joke, I don't want to sound like I want you to kill a beloved pet if it is a pet for you and not intended as food production.

Haha! No offense taken.

 

[seminolewind]

One of our special hens died. I am sending her for a necropsy Monday.

Him: she died?
me : yea
Him: did you bury her?
Me: no, I wrapped her in a pee-pad, and into a plastic bag, tied a knot and put her in the garage refridgerator within 15 minutes of her dying.
Him: Take her out. I don't want a dead bird in the fridge with my food
Me: She's in a sealed bag and there's only containers and bottles in that fridge.
Him: You have to take her out
Me: Do you buy hamburger, chicken, pork or fish and put it in the fridge?
Him: yea
Me: what's the difference? It's chicken.
Him: Yea but the meat is wrapped
Me: so is my chicken
Me: She's staying . If you don't want your food in there, move it out. (sealed soda, milk, and yogurt, not much)

 

[sunny & the 5 egg layers]

"I need to go get a chicken hug"

 

[Malibu99]

*at a friend's house*

Friend: you have some dirt on your pants.
Me: okay. Wait. That's not dirt.
F: what is it then?
Mh it's okay, it's just chicken poop.
F: *silence*
M: What?
F: doesn't that bother you?
M: nope.

 

[Skink]

"Some day when you're big, you'll get to wear pants!"
"You gotta pinch the arse off the mealies or she won't eat them, she's a very picky dinosaur."

 

[sepaditty1]

"I'm not crazy, I just have chickens!"