Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[wvgal61]

Lil

 

[wvgal61]

Lol (stupid kindle auto correct)

 

[Graven Image]

Me: *sniffs box that chicks came in* Mom, i see what you mean about this smell.

Dad: Its... FOUL.

 

[mondotomhead]

I've never used the word "Chick-a-doos" EVER before having chickens

 

[fishnet1971]

But honey, I gotta take 'Bird with us! He's not feeling well.

Yes Mom, MayMay will be coming with us for Easter dinner. No she is not being served.

What do you mean you dont have a diaper in her size?

It's only poop. It will wash off, or just give it a flick.

Don't you DARE turn the lights off.

Honey, how about a furnace for the tajmahal?

(at 2 in the morning in the middle of winter) But it's so cold out and I have an extra down comforter that's really old....

They are NOT just chickens, they are MY chickens.

Sorry, I can not go this year, I dont have a sitter.

No, she's not fat! She's just fluffy.
and the list goes on and on.....

 

[nurse_turtle]

"Mark the calendar so I can dust for mites again next week."
"Hey, I found her nest! How are we gonna move this shed to get 'em?"
"Yay! I made the chickens a sand box!"

 

[PeuAPeu]

I really like this thread. Been making me laugh all morninhg

 

[fishnet1971]

OMG.. it is just keeping me giggling all morning too. I think it's because we all have all remembered saying most the same stuff and realize how funny we actually look. so true, so true......such chickn luvn people we are.

 

[Wolftalk]

Ive said to a friend who was having a bad day once,
" Im sorry about your bad day, would you like to hold a chicken ? "

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

good one!

 

[3LilBirds]

My hubby always gets pooped on by the chicks so he says to me, "You must not be good enough to get pooped on." >.< lol

"Aaawww don't they have the cutest fuzzy bums?!"

"My ears aren't food!"