Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[CochinBrahmaLover]

"Gryphon, off the couch! NOW!"

"Rotten egg brown egg rotten egg brown egg rotten egg brown egg"(sung why juggling green and brown eggs)

"Oh stop being a baby, rip off the poop!"

"Hey Jenna, wanna go to the tree over there? Can you make it up the snow?" (not so funny until you realize the only human around is me with a goose XD))

"GRYPHON! SHUT UP! IT IS MIDNIGHT, CROWING IS NOT NESICARI!!!"

"Okay, Domino, stop hissing, poop the dang egg, and GIVE IT TO ME!"

 

[Wolftalk]

"Gryphon, off the couch! NOW!"

"Rotten egg brown egg rotten egg brown egg rotten egg brown egg"(sung why juggling green and brown eggs)

"Oh stop being a baby, rip off the poop!"

"Hey Jenna, wanna go to the tree over there? Can you make it up the snow?" (not so funny until you realize the only human around is me with a goose XD))

"GRYPHON! SHUT UP! IT IS MIDNIGHT, CROWING IS NOT NESICARI!!!"

"Okay, Domino, stop hissing, poop the dang egg, and GIVE IT TO ME!"

Iove the last one.... it made my day!

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

Iove the last one.... it made my day!

LoL, ill tell Domino she made someone laugh

 

[linseylew4409]

"Can you fix breakfast while I check the chicken butts?"

"Do you think the coyotes will get our children tonight?"

 

[ladychicken&Ducklover]

YEA ! My nipples and diapers are here!e

Which I actually said today when my DS and DH brought in the mail.

 

[Wolftalk]

LoL, ill tell Domino she made someone laugh

Good! Cuz Im still laughing!

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

Good! Cuz Im still laughing!

LOL!!!


"Domino....Gryphon....Nugget..... YOUR A TOTALLY DIFFERENT COLOR! STOP IT WITH THE DUSTBATHES, AND GO BACK IN THE COOP!"

"Here little buckeye...come out little buckeye....IF YOU DONT COME OUT YOULL FREEZE HERE! COME! COME COME!"

 

[Baymule]

Don't throw that in the trash!! The girls will love it!! (said about peelings, leftovers, scraps and anything the dogs won't eat)

Give a dog a sausage, you get a turd. Give a chicken a sausage, you get an egg.......no brainer.

If I don't get some eggs soon, I'll be out there squeezing some chickens!

DH-What are all these baggies in the freezer full of stuff? Me-those are chicken popsicles for this summer!!

CANNIBALS!!!! (after giving them leftover Popeye's fried chicken)

CANNIBALS!!!!! (after finding fragments of eggshell from the egg they just ate)

 

[Yashar]

"Fedex just brought my chicken nipples!"

"That's why you have skin...so you can wash your hands afterwards! Just pick it up!"

 

[fishnet1971]

aw... not tonight honey, I have to clean the coop and put the girls to bed. besides, the windows are open and they might hear us.