Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[little farmer]

"Buttermilk!! Stop squirming!! You're gonna smudge your nail polish!!"

"Junior Olivia. Spit that out immediately, you're gonna choke on that bread."

"OK GANG!! TRACK & FIELD MEET IN A MINUTE!!!"

"Bisquick Marie!!!! What did I tell you about pecking the rabbits' ears?"

"BUTTERMILK!! LET THE POOR BIRD GO!!!!"

*Looks up from notebook* "Guys, stop chasing the chipmunk."

 

[hennyandpenny]

I have one......OMG....does that hen have a mouse in her mouth. Honey (me screaming at the top of my lungs) the hen is eating a mouse! A mouse! I am just dying....I hate mice......OMG....she is coming this way......Honey....HONEY!

my cat brought my mom a LIVE snake and she had the same responce!

 

[hennyandpenny]

'look at those gorgeous fluffy butts'
'no i can't... I've got to check my peckers'
'you're not fat darling, you're just fluffy'
'come here my monster pecker, let me give you a kiss'

a friend of mine text me to say she had split up with her partner and was feeling really depressed and needed to get away i said, 'you can come round and play with my girls if you like' lol

when people exclaim, 'OMG you don't have a TV!' and i reply 'i don't need one i have chicken TV'

when my disabled chicken who quacks like a duck makes a cluck that sounds like 'birrrd' in a really deep voice and i start singing, 'b,b,b,bird bird bird, bird is the word, i said everybody knows that the bird is the word!'

- i think this is why they call me the mad chicken lady

you and my brother both do that! he starts singing that an they give him the " IMPOSTOR!" look.

 

[ladychicken&Ducklover]

" Im so sorry you had a bad day, would you like to hold a chicken ?"

I said that before and it worked..

 

[little farmer]

oohh, lady chicken I read your siggy about your rock. That's so sad....

 

[JenS]

Don't worry honey, I bleached out the sink after I cleaned Pingu's pasty butt.

 

[little farmer]

"What are you doing?"

"Me? Oh, I'm just giving Snap some of my popsicle."

 

[cheeka]

" Im so sorry you had a bad day, would you like to hold a chicken ?"

I said that before and it worked..

I've read that from you before, and it's still my favorite. after a tough day, my favorite thing to do is commune with the chickens over a bowl of millet. there's something very zen about soft feathers in your face.

 

[foulplay]

Where's the chicken pot??

Going to check on my chicks??

Anything to do with chick jokes really.

 

[fairytails]

I agree