Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[onedoodle3]

My parents say I treat my chickens like royalty. Say they live in a palace and next I will be letting them eat off china plates. Yes, my babies are spoiled!

 

[yokohamamama]

But mom, you planned your birthday party right when my egg is due!! It should hatch 2 days before I leave.... you HAVE to let me bring it with me and keep it in yous house! or else I can not go!

 

[Chicks Galore3]

I was making oatmeal one day....

Mom: I thought you didn't like oatmeal,

Me: I don't. this is for my chicks.

 

[RileyB]

"I need to leave the BBQ by 7pm so I can go home and put my chickens away."

 

[katescountryfarm]

At a restaurant i ask for a to go box. The server looks at me weird because it's only scraps. I tell them it's for my chickens and I get an even weirder look!

 

[chicky4003]

There is nothing wrong with naming a chicken Nugget. I have one called Chicken Nugget (named by my nephew).

 

[LoveNewChicks]

"popcorn is a HE not a SHE!"
talking about my rooster popcorn

 

[HommeDeBois]

"Hmm, looks like Napoleon is eating a frog..."
"Did you let the dog out?" "no, the chickens are roaming, I'll escort him."

 

[7 Biddies]

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SON!!

 

[RileyB]

"Did you let the dog out?" "no, the chickens are roaming, I'll escort him."

Haha...I've totally had that conversation before!


This new one JUST happened when I got home from work this afternooon:

"Why are there mealworms all over the couch?" Me to one of my dogs who had opened, and dumped, a container of mealworms onto the couch.