Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[chickenlover89]

" Molly, if you don't stop getting out of the coop and start laying in the hen house, you will shortly be named Fried Up!"

Squatting down with an egg in my hand, " Girls, this is an egg, it's time for you to lay,so help me out here!"

 

[Fluttershy]

lol

 

[silver1313]

Am I gonna have to start laying the eggs around here ?

 

[Sunflowergirl]

Am I gonna have to start laying the eggs around here ?

Or, "I'm gonna start squeezing some eggs out of you if you don't start laying!!!"

 

[scriptkiddie]

if you wake me up by putting a chicken on my chest one more time...

My wife calls me at work threatening my son with this.

Glad to know we're not the only ones

 

[wowmanacat]

NO KIDDING, WHAT IS UP WITH dogs eating chicken POOP!!!!?? mine does it ALL the time

yep mine do it too and it drives me crazy.

 

[silver1313]

Mine is not so much the chicken poop the dogs like as the chicken food lol

 

[cheeka]

my dog follows the chickens around like they are treat dispensers...

 

[TnMama]

Am I gonna have to start laying the eggs around here ?

I feel the same way!

 

[Cochaura]

my dog follows the chickens around like they are treat dispensers...

Ours too! Not only their poop, but their yogurt and sunflower seed treats. Of course, our chickens probably follow our corgi around like she is a treat dispenser - she scarfs down their sunflower seed then later poops them out in a row. Now thats a symbiotic relationship