TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

[Marlinchaser]

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
AND,
the Number One thing only women understand:
1. OTHER WOMEN

 

[Henrietta23]

Well, I failed at number 1 last night. Everything else-yeah, okay!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Okay.

And we'll leave you men to understand the things only you men understand. Like why kitchen counters never have crumbs that need cleaning up.

 

[Wildsky]

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And why never to put a roll of toilet paper on the holder when you use the last of the one before.

 

[eggzettera]

My dad still does know how ice cubes are made.....

 

[Marlinchaser]

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And why never to put a roll of toilet paper on the holder when you use the last of the one before.

Isnt the window sill for holding the extra roll, so you wont think we are trying to take away YOUR JOB???

 

[Henrietta23]

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And why never to put a roll of toilet paper on the holder when you use the last of the one before.

Isnt the window sill for holding the extra roll, so you wont think we are trying to take away YOUR JOB???

My window sills are too narrow. Here it's the top of the tank and yes it's my job because men don't understand that it DOES make difference which way the paper comes off the roll!

 

[Wildsky]

 

[Wildsky]

Only men understand why leaving shaved off hairs in the sink is OK!

 

[Wildsky]

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I'm gonna start timing his shaves and when they normally occure (yeah I don't pay attention) and the day he's due for a shave - I"M gonna shave my LEGS in the sink and leave that for HIM to find!