Kikiriki
Songster
Just say you don't have a phone as you pull out the cell and the dial the spouse: cognitive dissonance is funny to watch!
Blink blink, look at phone, with mouth open look at you, look back at phone, blink blink
For telemarketers: ask callers name, ask company name, say: thank you, ________. Please do not call me again. If your company calls me again, according to federal law, I can send your company a bill for $500. I really need money.
If you really want to get the money, be sure to write down the info plus the date and time. I have never had the opportunity to collect, though...
Blink blink, look at phone, with mouth open look at you, look back at phone, blink blink
For telemarketers: ask callers name, ask company name, say: thank you, ________. Please do not call me again. If your company calls me again, according to federal law, I can send your company a bill for $500. I really need money.
If you really want to get the money, be sure to write down the info plus the date and time. I have never had the opportunity to collect, though...