You know you are "Country" when...

[ams3651]

when one of the headlines in your paper today is......

Amish man asleep at reins charged with buggy DUI
LANCASTER (AP) – Police say they arrested an Amish man on drunken driving charges over the weekend after he was found asleep in his moving buggy.

 

[country freedom]

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I've never thought that, "that" would possibly happen, but, *wow* you never know........

 

[Tala]

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His horse probably would have taken him home just fine.

 

[Uzuri]

When you reach in and grab an incredibly filthy egg with your bare hands, while wearing church clothes, and don't even realize you did anything odd until 15 minutes later.

 

[ams3651]

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His horse probably would have taken him home just fine.

thats what i thought except it said in the article the horse was walking in the middle of the road.

 

[Uzuri]

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His horse probably would have taken him home just fine.

thats what i thought except it said in the article the horse was walking in the middle of the road.

Maybe the horse was on the sauce, too.

 

[Cornychick]

When you go out to dinner with your hubby and ask for a box to scrape every last uneaten crumb from your plates to take home to the girls. Including desert!!

 

[Tala]

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We do that!!!! We don't waste a CRUMB around here, and that includes any food that I pay for! I've looked longingly at what others leave too! I can't believe the waste!

 

[Firework]

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We do that!!!! We don't waste a CRUMB around here, and that includes any food that I pay for! I've looked longingly at what others leave too! I can't believe the waste!

I've even pulled stuff out of public trash cans and given it to my birds!

 

[ARose4Heaven]

When you come in from the henhouse, take off the coat, and realize you forgot to put on your britches!

Lock the house? You mean people do that? I always figured that if somebody wanted in, it was best to not add a broken window to the damage.

Gonna get me a sign for the mudroom...

" If I am not here when you are, help yourself,
and leave me your name and number
so I can check up later to see if there is anything else I can get for you."