You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

[DwayneNLiz]

might be a red neck chicken farmer if your child has the poops and you look close and think "cocci"

fyi, there was not blood but it was tinged red from eating beets

 

[hinlock]

better than Foxworthy lol neice came to tell me shes pregnant (first child) I showed her a day old chick

 

[DwayneNLiz]

better than Foxworthy lol neice came to tell me shes pregnant (first child) I showed her a day old chick

did you reply back that you are also expecting?? lol

 

[daxigait]

Nice avy is that your horse?

That was my pretty boy Corsario. I had to put him down in 2012, but I miss him terribly.

 

[BunnynChicks]

Quote:

I am sorry for your loss. He was very handsome.

 

[chickluvinfreak]

I have washed a chickens butt also, it wasn't fun for either of us -_-

You might be a redneck if... You didn't have time to build a horse shelter before summer so the horses stayed on the patio where there was shade

 

[BantyChooks]

You might be a redneck if...

Duck tape is your go-to solution for any problem.

Your pockets, when emptied, contain shavings, hay, and nails. (Last one was coz the coop roost kept breaking, and I was tired of running back inside for nails)

 

[Ballerina Bird]

These are hilarious!

...you pulled your back picking up a chicken because you felt you had to put Neosporin on a tiny cut on her leg.

 

[BantyChooks]

Oh, yeah. Forgot one.

....If the only time your blow dryer was ever used was on a chicken.

 

[BantyChooks]

Have five kids and more pictures of chickens on the phone than kids.... :-D

You mean recording the actions of chooks are NOT what cameras are for??