You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

[daxigait]

Just for laughs let's share chicken and animal things we never thought we would do, and people without animals would never understand. What have you done that lives up to you might be a red neck if???

For example, I took my goat to the vet one day in the front of the truck and laughed myself to tears at people's reactions and double takes.

Or today I stood in an open barn while we were getting freezing rain blow drying a goat that was recently sick so I could put a blanket on her because she was shivering. It is headed down to three tonight so I was worried.

I have washed a chickens butt and blowed her dry.....

What about you?

 

[mlm Mike]

You might be a red neck if you have a bunch of naked kids running around your house:

 

[Beer can]

Have five kids and more pictures of chickens on the phone than kids.... :-D

 

[WVduckchick]

You tell the kid at the grocery store that you don't need help carrying 2 little bags of groceries, because you've built up enough muscle carrying 50# sacks of chicken feed!

 

[daxigait]

When people come to your home and want to see your animals and you break out Walmart bags for booties or the viricide spray for their shoes before they can go anywhere your chickens free-range

 

[FlyWheel]

You might be a redneck if...

Duck tape is your go-to solution for any problem.

Soooo, you're saying MacGyver is a [chicken] redneck?

Quote:
Guilty.

You bought a pickup truck because you need a pickup truck. For feed, bedding, coop building materials...

Whenever you shop for shoes one of the main things you look for is a sole that is easy to wipe clean.

You find it easier to talk to your chickens that to your friends, and probably have more chickens as well.

You have identified with at least five of the posts on this thread so far.

 

[PeepersMama]

I love this picture

 

[casportpony]

Following!

 

[eggbert420]

You might be a redneck if you read every page of this thread.

 

[BunnynChicks]

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(*brakes)

I am way to used to spelling beaks... almost all of my spelling errors have some part of poultry anatomy in it...