You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

[Gizabelle]

Having the water heater replaced and taking the service guys downstairs to the laundry room. "OK, if you're all set, I'll be upstairs if you need anything.... oh wait, almost forgot..." *Opens random cabinet and pulls out sleeping raccoon- tucks under arm*
"I'll just take this with me. So if you need anything, I'll be upstairs..."

 

[Gizabelle]

View from our kitchen window. (2nd story, and porch has no access from the ground)


"HEY! "SOMEBODY" ATE ALL THE GOOD SEED FROM THE WILD BIRD FEEDER"
...
...."BETTER REFILL IT...JUST SAYIN'..."

 

[DwayneNLiz]

might be a red neck chicken farmer if your child has the poops and you look close and think "cocci"

fyi, there was not blood but it was tinged red from eating beets

 

[BantyChooks]

You might be a redneck if...

Duck tape is your go-to solution for any problem.

Your pockets, when emptied, contain shavings, hay, and nails. (Last one was coz the coop roost kept breaking, and I was tired of running back inside for nails)

 

[BantyChooks]

Oh, yeah. Forgot one.

....If the only time your blow dryer was ever used was on a chicken.

 

[Isaac 0]

Never thought i would be in a garage sticking my finger up a chickens butt.

 

[kwhites634]

Kwhites634 said on the other thread that his dad used to take a live deer in his truck. That makes my goat seem tame

Actually, it was my uncle's deer & truck, not Dad's, but it was still funny.

If you break open an egg for breakfast and discover it's fertile, and then feel bad about breaking it open,
If you even know what the inside of a fertile egg looks like, or care,
If you build your fence out of welded wire, put hardware cloth around the bottom, & hold it all in place with zip ties,
If you sit up nights trying to figure out how to convert your old camper into a chicken coop,
If the word tractor conjures up thoughts of mobile housing facilities instead of cropland,


You just might be a redneck.

 

[Beer can]

You see someone buying eggs at a gas station and think it's odd.

 

[BullChick]

Your 2-yr-old proudly tells everyone in the meat section, "We're going to kill a chicken!" Or turkey. She's even told the cashier.

 

[Ravynscroft]

Your favorite fuzzy blanket becomes theirs cuz they love it more...

And you bought a hair dryer for the first time just to blow dry your ducklings after their bathtime...