You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

[Beer can]

You see someone buying eggs at a gas station and think it's odd.

 

[BullChick]

Your 2-yr-old proudly tells everyone in the meat section, "We're going to kill a chicken!" Or turkey. She's even told the cashier.

 

[daxigait]

If you decide you want eggs for breakfast, and instead of using the ones on the counter from last night or the night before, you go out to the coop to get some 'fresh' eggs.

 

[WVduckchick]

If you decide you want eggs for breakfast, and instead of using the ones on the counter from last night or the night before, you go out to the coop to get some 'fresh' eggs.

Or you sort through them debating which ones are still incubatable

 

[BantyChooks]

Or you sort through them debating which ones are still incubatable

Done that too!

 

[FlyWheel]

You might be a redneck if...

Duck tape is your go-to solution for any problem.

Soooo, you're saying MacGyver is a [chicken] redneck?

Quote:
Guilty.

You bought a pickup truck because you need a pickup truck. For feed, bedding, coop building materials...

Whenever you shop for shoes one of the main things you look for is a sole that is easy to wipe clean.

You find it easier to talk to your chickens that to your friends, and probably have more chickens as well.

You have identified with at least five of the posts on this thread so far.

 

[BantyChooks]

Whenever you shop for shoes one of the main things you look for is a sole that is easy to wipe clean.

You find it easier to talk to your chickens that to your friends, and probably have more chickens as well.

You can identify with at least five of the posts on this thread so far.

Guilty, guilty, and guilty... Aint bought a truck yet, but probably someday.

 

[WVduckchick]

Soooo, you're saying MacGyver is a [chicken] redneck? 

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Guilty.

You bought a pickup truck because you need a pickup truck. For feed, bedding, coop building materials...

Whenever you shop for shoes one of the main things you look for is a sole that is easy to wipe clean.

You find it easier to talk to your chickens that to your friends, and probably have more chickens as well.

You have identified with at least five of the posts on this thread so far.

Guilty of all 4!!! And much more than 5 overall!

 

[shortgrass]

Your kids swim in the stock tank...

You use old campers for coops...

You find missing eggs in your daughters playhouse...

You drive for miles just to follow your ducks on their morning flight and make sure nobody is shooting them... DH does that every morning lol, coffee and duck watch.

 

[FlyWheel]

You drive for miles just to follow your ducks on their morning flight and make sure nobody is shooting them... DH does that every morning lol, coffee and duck watch.

Serious? I've heard of free ranging, but really...