Check, check, check, and check.Actually, it was my uncle's deer & truck, not Dad's, but it was still funny.
If you break open an egg for breakfast and discover it's fertile, and then feel bad about breaking it open,
If you even know what the inside of a fertile egg looks like, or care,
If you build your fence out of welded wire, put hardware cloth around the bottom, & hold it all in place with zip ties,
If the word tractor conjures up thoughts of mobile housing facilities instead of cropland,
You just might be a redneck.