You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

[chickluvinfreak]

Your kids swim in the stock tank...

You use old campers for coops...

You find missing eggs in your daughters playhouse...

You drive for miles just to follow your ducks on their morning flight and make sure nobody is shooting them... DH does that every morning lol, coffee and duck watch.

I've always wanted to swim in a stock tank!

 

[shortgrass]

Serious? I've heard of free ranging, but really...

Lol yep, he loves his feathered friends; he'll probably follow the girls around on their first dates, too

I've always wanted to swim in a stock tank!

Oh you gotta try it! The slimy mossy bottom feels cool between the toes

 

[kwhites634]

Quote: I waded barefoot in a river while I was fishing once...won't be doing that again!

 

[DwayneNLiz]

You drive for miles just to follow your ducks on their morning flight and make sure nobody is shooting them... DH does that every morning lol, coffee and duck watch.

thats so funny!! what kind of ducks and how far do they go??

 

[shortgrass]

I waded barefoot in a river while I was fishing once...won't be doing that again!  

Oh no, you HAVE to go barefoot while fishing! Leeches make great bait, and the black mud up to the ankles gives a nice mud bath pedicure lol

 

[shortgrass]

thats so funny!! what kind of ducks and how far do they go??

They're mallards; they don't really wander more than a couple miles, but they go in a big circle about 30 times and either land back in the yard in their pool, or land in the creek. It's pretty cool to watch, they're like F14 fighter jets

DH has had people shoot them right out of the creek, so he guards them pretty close

 

[BantyChooks]

Oh no, you HAVE to go barefoot while fishing! Leeches make great bait, and the black mud up to the ankles gives a nice mud bath pedicure lol

Or something.

 

[DwayneNLiz]

They're mallards; they don't really wander more than a couple miles, but they go in a big circle about 30 times and either land back in the yard in their pool, or land in the creek. It's pretty cool to watch, they're like F14 fighter jets

DH has had people shoot them right out of the creek, so he guards them pretty close

my calls would fly to the pond across the street, always neat to watch
i think its great that your husband babysits them

 

[BullChick]

They're mallards; they don't really wander more than a couple miles, but they go in a big circle about 30 times and either land back in the yard in their pool, or land in the creek. It's pretty cool to watch, they're like F14 fighter jets

DH has had people shoot them right out of the creek, so he guards them pretty close

I have the craziest ducks, I guess. Even the Mallards don't fly. They don't look clipped. I guess they are just that spoiled here!

 

[Ravynscroft]

Your favorite fuzzy blanket becomes theirs cuz they love it more...

And you bought a hair dryer for the first time just to blow dry your ducklings after their bathtime...