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  1. THE Curmudgeon

    What's in the moat?

    Whut duz Whendext taste like ? Ish hit as good a "Ole Jon Dannells" ? Pew-NEW_ammonium, huh? Wal, o.k. I don' warsh winders. My Guard-dog, Mr. Divit Crockettt duch thet fer me... ( shumtimes I kin even seee outsides them winders. if'n he ain't been on thet "Ole Gravy-Train". ) Mebbe ya...
  2. THE Curmudgeon

    What's in the moat?

    Ise thinkx I herd thet whin ya get ammonia ya hafta go to the horsepital so the Nurses can give you "Oxydol" to breethe....or els you wil di. Ammonia is a veri badd diseeze. zhat "John Daniells" iz gooot schtuff !!! THE ( Roiled ) Curmudgeon
  3. THE Curmudgeon

    What's in the moat?

    Ish windex "Intoxificating" ??? Iff show, I mite hav sum for dinnner....... THE (Royal) -'hic'- Curmudgeon
  4. THE Curmudgeon

    What's in the moat?

    Magician INNOCENT IV ??? ( Reminds me of the Name of an Ancient Pope.) THE (Royal) Curmudgeon
  5. THE Curmudgeon

    What's in the moat?

    OR "dry cow-pie stirrer" ...... -smelly- THE (Royal) Curmudgeon
  6. THE Curmudgeon

    What's in the moat?

    Uh-Oh..... I think "someone" has DONE IT !!! ( ...Couldn't be sourland....He would have "smoked-it" first....I think.... ) Gonna be "Trouble" in the Kingdom.........I 'spect. THE (Royal) Curmudgeon
  7. THE Curmudgeon

    What's in the moat?

    Magician, Eating the "Denizens of the Shallows" is a violation of Queen Em's "Pure Food and Drug Act". Moat-Mucker, "Banging the Royal GONG" without express Authorization from Queen Em could get you BEHEADED !!! ( Be Careful about that.....the knaves of the Kingdom will HEAR of it and...
  8. THE Curmudgeon

    What's in the moat?

    But,it remains a fact, that a goat (intact)... fell in that MESS... in GREAT distress. But, G-man saved the critter (although he remains bitter ) 'cause that goat did chew half his moustache through. So, the MORAL,my Friends, is "Go-to-ALL-Ends".... To keep "Old Goats" at home. NEVER...EVER...
  9. THE Curmudgeon

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  10. THE Curmudgeon

    What's in the moat?

    According to the "unpublished and classified" I.R.S. Manual...... ALL CREATURES are for Consumption !!!! read the Manual, Queenie. THE Curmudgeon
  11. THE Curmudgeon

    What's in the moat?

    ???????? Did you misspell or misstype something? OM NOM NOM .....??????? THE Curmudgeon
  12. THE Curmudgeon

    What's in the moat?

    I wonder what those taste like ? There's a LOT of meat THERE ! THE Curmudgeon
  13. THE Curmudgeon

    What's in the moat?

    TRUE STORY: After work one day (years ago)...I went to the local PUB for a couple of beers. When I went in, I noticed a friend's pickup there...with his shovel and pick lying in the pickup bed (NOT in his "locked tool box" which also sat in his pickup bed ). I mentioned this to him when I...
  14. THE Curmudgeon

    What's in the moat?

    Well....of course you know.....that he's been VERY BUSY lately....experimenting with "moustache waxes". (THAT takes TIME ! ) THE (Royal) Curmudgeon
  15. THE Curmudgeon

    What's in the moat?

    Since G-Man is actually "unaccustomed" to conducting any serious form of PHYSICAL LABOR ..... I thought I should show him a picture of the type of TOOL he will need for the new MOAT/BOG: It is called an "Axe-Mattock"..... I'll BET that the (Royal) Moat-Mucker has never SEEN one....(...
  16. THE Curmudgeon

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  17. THE Curmudgeon

    What's in the moat?

  18. THE Curmudgeon

    What's in the moat?

    Queens are "Figureheads"..... But "G" and "C".................. THE (Royal) Curmudgeon
  19. THE Curmudgeon

    What's in the moat?

  20. THE Curmudgeon

    What's in the moat?

    NOPE. ( I'm "UNION" ....and THAT is the (Royal) Moat-Mucker's responsibility !!! ) besides.....I can't swim. THE (Royal) Curmudgeon
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