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Quote: .............. All I'm saying is I'm single, that's a 2 wheel drive truck an I don't hunt! Okay, now I feel better! My mind was in the gutter, but since that's it's residence of choice I figured I better ask. I couldn't figure out how it would be for hunting either, but ya never...

Quote: If you saw this and thought it was one of the coolest things ever! (Though I admit, I don't quite get what it's for... Is it something naughty or is it for hunting? Clue me in...) When you have to keep "city shoes" in the car because you can't get to your car without stepping in...

When you can't fall asleep at your "citified" family's house because there aren't any lowing cattle to sing you to sleep. When company comes and they ask what the smell outside is and you say, "It's either the cattle across the way, the horses back over there, the compost pile on the other end...

Hmm, my DH and I went to all our school dances in his mud covered '85 Blazer and had a great time! So many of these fit us, it's just too funny. How about when: you watch your chickens eating bugs and instead of thinking, "Eww and I'm going to eat their eggs? " you think, "I should really...

Quote: Thank you!! ...when you just finished wrapping your hair in curlers (the kind you keep in till your hair dries) and some one comes so you answer the door anyway and they don't say anything other than, "Ya'll goin' out tonight?" This one happened when I was working (live on site) and...

Quote: Or around harvest!!! I'm shooting for next April, then I'll have our first baby in December. Long enough after harvest to be in the clear (even if it's early) and long enough before planting to endure the many sleepless nights without worrying about getting up the next day! BTW, I...

Okay here are some religious ones: ...when you've heard the preacher cuss because he's makes extra money by working as your mechanic (this one is for my DH) ...when your priest gives out the "local" high school's football scores (even though everyone already knows them because where else would...

Quote: Will you all be my adopted family? My family just doesn't get it! I'm the oddball because I make bread and soap, raise chickens for eggs and meat, and the four seasons of the year are planting, irrigating, harvest, and snowmobiling seasons! I try to wear my hair down on "office days"...

Quote: Gives a bit of a different meaning to "Dirt in the Skirt" My DH was one of those "nekkid" in the summertime kids that learned early thanks to outdoor peeing. When my MIL suggested this I liked the idea but wondered what others would think...glad to know it's accepted here! You know...