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Quote: OMG I SO need a life... or at least a less morbid sense of humor... my first thought was... Considering you bought the farm five years ago you type amazingly well. Then again, I consider some of Robert Jordan's greatest words to be... If you must mount the gallows, give a jest to...

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my friend said: " how did you do that magic trick? " then i said, " a magician never tells his secrets " then my friend said: " really? i thought only a magic guy dosen't tell his secrets... " xD

my lil bro wanted to go outside with my dad, my dad says, " wanna come outside ? " then my lil bro says, " yes " then my dad says, " you really want to go outside? " then my lil bro says, " no " xD

Quote: Not in the front, but they do have molars in the back! Neither do deer! Or goats...but they have such adorable milk teeth! yes, i look at my baby goat's teeth and tell them they're cute. don't look at me like that! that'll give you a 50% discount at the dentist!

Quote: Actually there are 3 uses. It's also where the rooster, ummm... does the deed. * cough cough * ugh

one day at the mall of georgia, there were no parking spaces, one guy was coming with some shopping bags full of stuff he needed, my mom said '' are you going? '' then he said '' im going '' and then my mom said '' where are you going? '' and then the guy said '' i'm going! '' then my mom just...

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I went swimming with my friend, and she said the boys bathroom was flooded, so she asked me to go into the girls bathroom... weird...