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...Your mom runs over a black fox squirrel and brings it home for me to skin.

Quote: I thought I was 'unencumbered' and 'natural' when I was peeing on a dirt road one night, not being one of those prissy girls that has to run to the Circle K. Suddenly, I was blinded by a light. (pause for song) I squinted and realized a police car with two male officers had rolled up...

You know your country when,Some unknown person pulls up in your yard and you yell to your mom "Are we liable if that dog bites him"?

Quote: My rooster just walks in demanding bread. We finally got the geese to stop doing that.He wouldnt quit pooing on the floor.

Quote: Um, come again...you had a Nanny who skinned hogs with you?! That's some life you're livin'! Or by Nanny...is that your Granny?? Granny.We call her nanny

That got me thinking of another one beekissed... A few years ago 2 random people showed up at the house asking if we wanted a freshly killed hog.Turns out the sow had got loose a few years back and was eating all the corn out of the deer feeders.They shot her and didn't have freezer room for...

Quote: I like those snap on clip for my keys.That way when I get out the truck I can just snap them on my belt loop.The jangle sound goes great with my spurs. See the problem with that is I drive a diesel, so I never turn it off when I go into places, so I had to start carrying extra keys...

Quote: we don't have a house key but we have several truck keys The people we bought our house from left us a key--somewhere. I might be able to come up with it, eventually. I have a zillion truck keys--not because *I* lock my truck--the key lives in the ignition, but because my little rat...

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You know you are "Country" when... You have never locked your doors or take the keys outa the vehicles.IF someone were to come around looking for trouble, the 13 indoor/outdoor dogs would get them first.Trust me,if they see a vehicle driving past the house,driving slow they will alert us.The...

Quote: Guilty

Quote: Not for long - its getting cold! Hey I thought I was the only one that did that. LOL Add a shirt tho lol