You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

kwhites634 said:

Good thing you don't have Emu

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PeepersMama said:

I want an emu! Hey, that reminds me of another funny story!
So I live on the prairie in the middle of nowhere, in farm country,k. Me and the siblings were talking the dogs on a walk down "the dirt road" and I kept saying to myself, "that thing looks a heck of alot like an emu." And yep, low and behold, it was an emu!   Just running loose in the hay field across the road from our house!!! Good thing we didn't get close, cuz it turns out that he doesn't like dogs... or kids   Aspen (the dog) was going nuts.

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chickluvinfreak said:

Wow! That's weird. Was he abandoned maybe? I used to live by a person with Emus. They are so cool

But my mom won't let me get one because they're supposedly really mean

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kwhites634 said:

If your truck dies, so you stick it in the front yard, plant flowers in the bed, and call it a lawn ornament.

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TroyerGal said:

Quote: Even better; you don't have to pull weeds out of rabbits

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kwhites634 said:

Even better; you don't have to pull weeds out of rabbits

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kwhites634 said:

If your truck dies, so you stick it in the front yard, plant flowers in the bed, and call it a lawn ornament.

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