What is your most funniest moment

What are your most funniest moments.
First mine.

My dad paints so me my mom my sister and my dad went to Western Vance to help paint. We had paper on the floor so the overspray (mist from using a sprayer) wouldn`t get on the floor. Well the paper had paint on it and every time you would get on it the paper would stick to your shoes. So I walked through a puddled of spilled paint (not even seeing it) and sliped up on it then when i Got back on the paper I almost fell on the sizzle lift. It was funny because all of us was like that.

Well, I'm a little on the 'duhhhhh' side most of the time, so I've got a few.

For starters, there was my first week of middle school. Walking down the main hallway, forgot where my hall was. So I'm wandering down to the end, and I see a turn. Looked like where I should've been. So I turn right, and SMACK - right into the art room door.

I was over at a friend's house once. He had just got one of those tempur-pedic mattresses, the foam stuff. He wanted me to test out the so-called lack of motion transfer by punching it. Now, understand, I'm a strong guy. So I reared back and nailed the mattress with my fist. Just then, I see the covers stir, and his girlfriend sits up and goes, "What the heck was that? Felt like something hit me in the back." I was so embarrassed!!!

When I first met my girlfriend's dad...oh, boy...we were coming out of school, after a chorus recital. I hadn't kissed her in two hours. He looks at me and goes, "you got a little lipstick on your face there..." and I freaked. She wasn't even wearing lipstick!!!

Well, I'm done rambling.

Thats funny

I won't go into the gorey details, but I got "chased" around the yard by an armadillo! That was my first summer in Arkansas. We don't have 'dillos in the NC mountains where I'm from.

To this day all someone has to do is mention an armadillo and my SO busts up laughing thinking about that little scene.