Arkansas folks speak up.........

[FOGELLY]

My response is:
Yeah, but I just traded.
I just don't say that it was money that I traded for the chicken.

DUDE!! That is the best response ever! Thanks. I hope you don't mind but I am going to implement that right away.

 

[draye]

DUDE!!
That is the best response ever! Thanks.
I hope you don't mind but I am going to implement that right away.

Go for it.

 

[Gerry2011]

OMG! I've fallen in with a criminal crowd!

All I can say is that those responses sure beats my, "New chickens? What new chickens?" defense(less).

 

[John farmer]

Wow you people are messed up , dang glad to find out I aint the only one.

We are commonly called Chickaholics in my area,

 

[FreedomLover]

Dang, you guys have me laughin so hard!

I'd just use the excuse ... "But honey, you SAID you wanted "Red" Chickens! I just couldn't resist buying it for YOU!"

 

[HallFamilyFarm]

Lady buys a new dress, goes home and places it in the rear of her closet. Two months later she wears the dress for the first time. Husband asks if tahts a new dress. Wife responds: No. Its been in my closet for months.

If you take the hatching eggs to a friends, then place the chicks in a brooder, she will never know they are new!

Unless that friend is friends on Facebook with her!

(And no comments are needed from Juliechick or Jenscott!)

 

[jenjscott]

or you can hope for a totally clueless husband. Mine still hasn't been out to the pens to discover that I brought home a trio of peacocks late last year, I think from the Shawnee show. Won't be long now, though, I think I heard the cock trying out his voice the other day. First time DH hears that "e-eyow"

 

[HallFamilyFarm]

or you can hope for a totally clueless husband. Mine still hasn't been out to the pens to discover that I brought home a trio of peacocks late last year, I think from the Shawnee show. Won't be long now, though, I think I heard the cock trying out his voice the other day. First time DH hears that "e-eyow"

Thought you got those "green necked turkeys" at Crossroads?

 

[FOGELLY]

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or you can hope for a totally clueless husband. Mine still hasn't been out to the pens to discover that I brought home a trio of peacocks late last year, I think from the Shawnee show. Won't be long now, though, I think I heard the cock trying out his voice the other day. First time DH hears that "e-eyow"

Now thats one I got to try. Peacock screams! DW then goes "What in the world was that!" Since she just got our son a new puppy I will try this out. "Honey that is the single most obnoxious dog you have ever brought home!"

 

[jenjscott]

Thought you got those "green necked turkeys" at Crossroads?

I think crossroads brought the turkeys and the geese.