Canadians check in here....

Lastly, when all else fails, tie a stocking over your vacuum and suck them up. Then you tie off the stocking to do whatever your ethical heart decides is appropriate: drowning or squishing or releasing into your neighbor's shed.
Wish I could have given two reactions to this! Thank you for the grin!
 
But does anything eat them?
They taste like farts! (Crunchy farts)

I know this from people who accidentally had one fly into their mouth, I have not had the pleasure myself. Never seen a chicken eat one, never see them in a spider web.

BUT!

Cold kills them, so just watch them with the cruelty only an experienced Cdn has about the coming cold when viewing an invader in the garden. "Yeah... Fly little crunchy-fart... Frolick in the leaves... I'll just stand here with my snow shovel and wait for you to be done... don't mind me"
 

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