Chuck Norris Jokes for Chicken Lovers

[bird sitter]

Lol and if you look at how many people have voted on each one it's spells 666
:0

 

[ChickenRadio]

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless telephone (one of my fave jokes )

 

[CGinJCMO]

I bought a tshirt for a friend who loves Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris's kick beats rock, paper, sicisors, vulcan salute, and the vulcan neck pinch.

I'll post the photo when my computer reboots:

www.myteespot.com/Chuck-Norris-Defeats-All-T-shirt-p-15832.html

CG

 

[Broken]

ariscom,this is my thread, so please dont put jokes here that include words like piss and virgin.Thanks
sorry about the " this is your first warning" thing.
btw, im not a hippocrate, and im not causing trouble. You have posted something that some little kid might be reading.I dont want that.So please, can you remove them?
Thank you

YOU. Put the words piss and virgin on the thread, arsicom dotted them out.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Here is my son's favorite t-shirt.

 

[CGinJCMO]

Here is my son's favorite t-shirt.

She has that one too. That's why when I was looking for one, I had to search for something different. I liked it too because of the Star Trek references.
Here's the picture; computer is finally cooperating.

 

[bird sitter]

YOU. Put the words piss and virgin on the thread, arsicom dotted them out.

they dotted them out AFTER she asked him to fix it

 

[bird sitter]

• Chuck Norris can pick stawberries off of an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted!
• BTW i named my new chicken CLUCK Norris! lol
• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
• There is no theory of eveloution. Just a list of creatures chuck norris allowed to live.

 

[trainfullachickens14]

I’ve got a bunch! Lemme know what you think.

• Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep… he waits.
• Chuck Norris has a Swiss Army Knife… but his has an arc welder, a lathe, a drillpress, and a plasma cutter.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting, because hunting implies the possibility of failure. He simply goes catching.
• Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID… it is [email protected]
• Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with the sun. It lasted about two minutes… before the sun went blind. The next day, Chuck Norris had a staring contest with Medusa. This one lasted about three minutes… before Medusa turned to stone.
• The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs. Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
• When the President presses The Big Red Button, Chuck Norris’s cell phone rings.
• Chuck Norris can speak Russian…… in Chinese.
• Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The looser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
• Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After three days of pain and agony… the rattlesnake died.
• Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as “Giraffes.”
• Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the Box Jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
• Chuck Norris can stop on a dime and get a nickel back.
• Chuck Norris is the only person in recorded history to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
• If you spell “Chuck Norris” in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
• Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands; and when he was born, the only one in the room who cried was the doctor. Don’t. Spank. Chuck. Norris.
• Chuck Norris was the only Red-Shirt ever to survive Star Trek.
• When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon, Chuck Norris was already there grilling burgers.
• Chuck Norris can count to infinity… backwards.
• Chuck Norris plays hacky-sack with bowling balls.
• The world will not end on 12/21/2012 the world will end when Chuck Norris gets bored with us.

 

[Chicken Tamer]

DID SOMEONE SAY CHUCK NORRIS!?