Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

~when you get them a mirror (hey they get bored!)
~when you know more about chickens then your Dad who grew up with 50,000
~when most everyone in your area knows you have chickens
~when not one chicken question is answered with an 'Uh, I dunno.'
~when you say albumen, not egg white.
 
~when you say albumen, not egg white.
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you count your days intill u get a new flock
u dream nothing but chickens
u wake up worring about your chickens
its stormy outside and u put your chickens inside
you take thousands of pics of them
you have albulms of your chickens
your chickens have their own baby books
you celabrate each one of their birthdays
you have picture frames full of your chickens


and



you just love chickens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
When you figure out how to get your self to the top of the pecking order! Lol.
(I have one bossy chicken. I've learned when she gets a little too bossy to crook my finger and "peck" her lightly on the shoulder. She seems to have understood!)
 
when you go out to see the THREE of them everymorning at 4:15 to take them a snack in the pouring rain, and even though it warmed up for 3 days, the snakes came out of hibernation and you watch one cottonmouth spit out a baby while eating a frog and two other frogs scare the bejeebers out of you in the dark. and YES i still visit with a snack in the predawn hours. agggggggggggg, and yes i want two or three more. what kind should it be??? time will tell.
 
You carry pictures of them on your phone and none of your family....

Your parents refer to your Ladies as their "grandchickens" ....

When you intentionally clean out your purse to make room for the plastic bag to slip the leftovers from dinners into....

When your coworkers send you home on Fridays with "Birdie Bags" full of leftovers and scraps..
the sad part is ill probably do all of the above
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