Funniest chicken names

[Snozzle]

Ok let's hear it, I need some ideas, I have 6 eggs in the incubator and I need some naming ideas. What are the funniest chicken names you have heard?

So far I have Rupert, Cicero, Emily, Bella, Beaker and the peep gang(not sure what gender they are yet)

 

[Silkie Chick]

We have lots of chickens, each with their own names, a few of the best are: Uffie, Pastella, Cashew, Marshmallow, Stars, Stripes, Ducky, Puffy, Buffy, Fluffy, Thumbelina, Aurora, Goldilocks, Caesar, Gaius, Joostinian, Pumpkin, Cardamom, Appalacia, and Fajita.

 

[Silkie Chick]

BTW the one in the photo is Uffie.

 

[lilchick]

I have seramas and love giving them catchy names. My barred roo is named Barbwire. A white roo named Iceman.

I have chicks named Tadpole, Chipmunk, Rambo and just the other day saw where someone had a chick named Meatball...

Had a goofy RIR rooster that I named Rufus. And a blue standard sized cochin my g-son named Cookie Monster....

 

[Timbertoes]

I have a GLW who is so pretty... her name is Pippa MiddleHen after Pippa Middleton.

 

[ChickenPeep]

Here's my funniest chicken names (Named by my brother)
Doodle
Fluffer-nugget
Wasabi

 

[Dapplepony]

I have ten chickens and names are as follows:

Mystery (Barred rock hen)
Annabeth (An RIR named after the character from Percy Jackson)
Daisy (Yet another RIR)
Skye (Amerucana)
Bridget (Amerucana)
Elizabeth Violet "Survivor" (Not sure what breed she is, sure is cute though!)
Goldie (Came named.....)
Pumpkin (Buffy)
Nutmegan (Buffy)

And last but not least:
Spice "Doodle"

 

[K-12 Chickens]

Here are some of mine!:
Grasshopper(Buff Orpington, because she REALLY loves grasshoppers. She will even follow me as I look for bugs to feed her)
Goldie(Buff Orpington, because she's gold and really sweet)
Snowbell(Grey Leghorn, deceased, because she was pure white most of the time)
Red(Isa Brown, because she is a very deep red color)
Velvet(Isa Brown, she's soft like velvet)
Bawk Bawk Betty(Silver-Laced Wyandotte, named so because she makes little beep-bop-boop sounds which are totally different from the others. She talks back when I imitate her.)
Jenny(Silver-Laced Wyandotte, somewhat aggressive towards newcomers)
Henny Penny(Ameraucana, deceased, named so because she seemed to be a little clumsy and thought the sky was falling!)
Blackie(Black Star, she's quite a rebel and wants to do her thing. She wants to have her own personal nest.)

 

[NixNoodleNumbat]

Moey Mario Mostachio is my funniest.
Braveheart
Ara
Bigfoot
Tikita
Minnerva Cheesecake McGonagal
Lupin

 

[ramirezframing]

a silkie roo called Stir Fry a 25lbs+ meatie hen called Two Ton Sally a sumatra roo called toe ninja and the kids just named a dun sumatra roo- Mud