Funny chicken stories

[TechnoCat]

My little BO amulet, SINGS to me.
Me: Silent...
Amulet: BOCK!
Me: Holy...
Amulet: BOCK!
Me: All is...
Amulet: BOCK!
Me: All is...
Amulet: BOCK!

 

[<3 N.C Chicken Chick <3]

She sings beautifully another another.

 

[TechnoCat]

ILL DO ONE! (although I think this is a survival story)

So a hawk landed on the fence when the girls were free-ranging. Pepper noticed, and she started squawking her brains out and ran into the coop with Amulet behind her. And they wouldn't come out for 2 hours and I literally had to pick the poor girls up and get them back out! Poor girls... they were so terrified.

 

[<3 N.C Chicken Chick <3]

At least they reconized it. Is that why people call others scardy chickens.

 

[SilkieChickenLover336]

You know how chickens will eat anything?

Well i was having my morning coffee and i decided to check for eggs. I let the chickens out and put my coffee down. I check for eggs. None

. I go back and the chickens are aroung my cup takong turns drinking it! I let them have it as it was cild outside and my coffee was warm. (Not hot because i dont like hot coffee)

 

[<3 N.C Chicken Chick <3]

That reminds me of a cat I use to have. My dad had made a samwich and turned around to look for the remote, by the time he turned back around Munchey and His new samwich were out the pet door.

btw I like coffee creamer but not the coffee.

Thanks for sharing

 

[<3 N.C Chicken Chick <3]

Well today I took out the newley put in ceder chips.

Latley I have been painting my cooop,

I hadn't been able to paint the section near the chips

, so after vacuuming the coop I started painting

. When I finished painting the chickens were in a LINE waiting for the coop.

The paint was still wet, but I knew this so I put each chicken on the roost carefully... yes I know they can move but I was hoping they would stay still...

About 10-20 minutes later I went out to check on them.

FAIL MY rooster sugie never went to roost... he had some green on boath wings, and a blob of it on his crest!

So I chicken nap him. Take him to the bathroom where he got a shower. I cut the green out of his feathers, and he was still damp. It has recently (2 days ago) gotten clod

so I put him on the living room table to dry off.

I go check on the chickens... And funkey is sitting under the roost being guilty of moving.

He was covered! Tail, wings, completly covered the side of his tall crest, and it was on his wattles, and just everywhere!

to the bathroom I take him... Funkey hates taking baths...

I would wash at his wings, he would get out I would atempt to clean his comb, Fail,

tail feathers... skip to the part where I have him mostly clean. I give him a feather cut whe he procedes to eat feathers.

Sugie comes and jumps into my lap and I blow dry Funk, and Sugie.

I go and get on byc, and my chickens jump onto me, so there I sat.

Now Funkey has paint on his comb still... And he is sitting in my living room.

Here are the pics
Green paint after washing

Heres a pic I made of what he looked like b4 washing

This was us chillin on byc.

 

[GardenGal]

N.C., that's a great picture of the three of you

I can't remember if I posted my Fabergé egg story here. We had to let go of one of our hens, and I decided to blow out her last egg for my sister who really liked her. I punched a couple holes and blew till I was red in the face. As my lips were smashed against the egg I suddenly realized I'd never washed that egg and the last place it had been was coming out of a chicken's bum!!

And then the other day we were moving a bunch of concrete blocks and I smashed my finger. I stuck it in my mouth and immediately realized I was wearing my chicken chore gloves, the ones I used for really dirty work.

 

[<3 N.C Chicken Chick <3]

Ewww

lol

That was nice of youo to try to save the last egg..,

Thanks

 

[chirpchirpchook]

lol dat is sooo FUNNY!!