Granny's gone and done it again

[martins show birds]

What kind of show birds do you have?

that's a problem.i decided not to sell show birds but i can't figure out how to change the name.i sell regular poultry and maybe 1 or 2 types of show birds. though they probably are not show quality.

 

[h2oratt]

that's a problem.i decided not to sell show birds but i can't figure out how to change the name.i sell regular poultry and maybe 1 or 2 types of show birds. though they probably are not show quality.

What kind?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

It feels like it has been an all day mission but I started off doing a water change to remove the meds out and ended up doing a little more. I had to trim the plants and replant them , got rid of some leggy stems, Made a small wooden decoration for it , wiped it all down and then the water change. I found a snail that was not mine. Came off them new plants I guess . I squashed it and fed it to the angels. I hope it was the only one but probably not. It crunched about as bad as that turtle did.
I of course,super glued my fingers yet again. I have paper towel stuck to them now. Way better then wood. My hands feel dry and tight . Wrinkled I bet. LOL
H2o, see his signature? Tells what chickens he has.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Definition of "OLD"



#1



I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair.



She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?"



And that, my friend, is the sad definition of "OLD".



#2



Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,

"How old was your husband?"

"98," she replied: "Two years older than me"

"So you're 96," the undertaker commented.

She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?"

#3



Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:

"And what do you think is the best thing

About being 104?" the reporter asked.



She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

#4

I've sure gotten old! I have outlived my feet and my teeth

I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,

New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes

I'm half blind,

Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,

Take 40 different medications that

make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.

Have bouts with dementia.

Have poor circulation;

Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.

Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.

Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,

I still have my driver's license.



#5

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,

So I got my doctor's permission to

Join a fitness club and start exercising.

I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.

I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But,

By the time I got my leotards on,

The class was over.

#6

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests.

First, she wanted to be cremated, and second,

She wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart.

"Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed.

"Why Wal-Mart?"

"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week"



#7

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be...

Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.



#8

Know how to prevent sagging?

Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.



#9

It's scary when you start making the same noises

As your coffee maker.



#10

These days about half the stuff

In my shopping cart says,

'For fast relief.'

#11

THE SENILITY PRAYER :



Grant me the senility to forget the people

I never liked anyway,

The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and

The eyesight to tell the difference.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Cap, The picture I said reminded me of your back yard.

 

[h2oratt]

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NIce looking tank, granny!

 

[CapricornFarm]

Today I replaced the plywood on the door of the chicken tractor. And I put metal flashing at the end of the roof so the plywood doesn't rot so fast again. And I took the door off the rehab coop, put new hinges on and trimmed one corner off the 2x4 so the door opens and closes better. Plus I stained the other side of a pallet. I think I need about 3 more pallets for the run I am working on.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Cap, The picture I said reminded me of your back yard.

Yep, trees and more trees!

 

[CapricornFarm]

I have a bucket cleaned out for rinsing gravel in, and the gravel is in it. Just need to get the rinsing done. I had some gravel left from the bag I used for the bowl. This gravel will go in the new, larger bowl.