Egg 'em!!!!!! No just kidding!!!! Dont do that..... oops. I think that would be nice to talk face to face with them. Try offering eggs, and if they refuse, just say, its just like the eggs from the store, only brown! Some people just dont find joy in animals like we do, and that is sometimes very frustrating. I know about it. Annoying.. I really hope the best of luck to you and hope you can keep your fluffy butts. I really do.