Goat, you're not the first person I've heard say they couldn't swing a hatchet at one of their birds. If that's the case how about a friend or neihbor who may be willing? You could always pay them back with eggs or a little meat. Personally, I'd stay away from the chemical method. I don't do killing cones or cutting, that's just me. I like a nice SHARP,aka fiskers or gerber, hatchet. If I have one that doesn't want to play nice and come to me, they get a well placed .22 hollow point to the head. Either of those methods is so quick they don't know what hit them.