You people without broodies, YOU DON’T KNOW HOW LUCKY Y’ALL ARE. I have three hens who go broody every summer, usually multiple times per year. One of them, my Java, lays like five eggs in spring, then is broody for the rest of the dang year. The other two will eat your fingers off if you try to move them while they're broody. And the CLUCKING. Oh my word, it'll drive you insane. But of course the adorable babies you get afterwards make it all better…though you probably won't be able to touch them cause Mama's too protective. But you can enjoy them from a distance! A large distance…