You two are cracking me up. Let me you give a quick run down of the event ahem first the participants:
LH - Moi DB - dingbat boy who bothered me DBS - Dingbat Car Salesman DBJ - Dingbat jerk that hired dingbat salesman and finally The Man - the big man himself, the owner of said dealership.
The event sequence:
LH - approached dealership door when DB approaches
DB: can I help you ma'am
LH: Do you put tires on the vehicles here?
DB: Sometimes
LH: Did you put them on that ------> Colorado?
DB: No ma'am
LH: Good now go away
LH gets in door of dealership when DBS appears
DBS: Good Morning ma'am did you see anything you liked on our lot?
LH: No (looking at signs on office doors)
DBS: Well ma'am we have some great
LH: yes, deals cars I get it, do you have a supervisor?
DBS: Yes but he does not sell the vehicles
LH: Good, I am not here to buy a vehicle, if I were I would not buy it from you because you are annoying and pushy Go A Way (still looking for the right sign on the doors)
DBS: But ma'am I could
LH: You COULD go find your supervisor for me now and stop annoying me, the more I am pestered by you the testier I shall become and I am rather pleasant right now which is about to change. Go get your supervisor kindly sir...now
LH: is left standing twiddling her thumbs for about 20 minutes or so when DBJ approaches and is clearly not happy being called out of his office and leaving his donuts and coffee behind.
DBJ: Ma'am my name is John and how can I help you this morning? His voice reeked of sarcasm which then pricked my temper and my sarcasm
LH: Well you can start by firing the obnoxious salesman that went to find you because he will be one of the causes of your business going under due to lack of revenue and his being a general ass. Then you could direct me to the man or woman in charge and who can explain to me why one of your trucks could have killed me last night.
DBJ: Our trucks do not kill ma'am *big smile*
LH: *big sneer* well the one I just bought less than a week ago tried to harm me, my husband, any number of other motorists and apparently did it all due it being hungry for pizza which must have been the cause of it leaping from the truck and bouncing down the dammmmd road 200+ yards and entering the drive thru of Little Caesers Pizza and politely hitting a woman's car to get to the pick up window first! So, I would say the dammmmd truck tried to kill a couple of people. Now who is in charge, clearly it is not you sir so go a fetch the person that is.
DBJ: ummmmmm eeeerrrrrr ummmmmm
LH: I spoke perfectly good english good man please find the owner and bring him or her to me...or direct me to them.
DBJ: *grumbling and walking away* I am almost positive I heard the word "biotch" under his breath which caused me to state loudy...."That is with a capital B sir"
So I waited and waited and walked and waited and walked and about 90 minutes later....a man approaches and was very sarcastic when he said
The Man: Are you the lady making loud complaints?
LH: No I am the lady that loudly instructed your supervisor that should he wish to call me a biotch to please do so in the appropriate atomosphere which would be BIOTCH. I am also the lady that purchased a vehicle here last Saturday that YOUR mechanic seems to have been sleeping when he put the tires on said vehicle. Do you wish to have this converssation here or behind closed closed doors?
The Man: Here is fine.
LH: Well alrighty then. So, all 6 lugs came off one tire, the tire came off the truck and hit another vehicle before stopping. Upon inspection and twisting a lug on another tire, it was noted that not a single lug out of the 24 total on the truck was properly tightened. This dear sarcastic man is liable and that dear sir is where I excel. While it may not make two dammns of a difference to you, it matters to me that my husband and I could have been injured or killed, it matters to me that an innocent bystander or motorists could have been killed due to your lack of diligence and your negligence. I could have been taking Spike to the vet and he could have been killed, while it does not matter to you, it matters to me. I also want you to take clear notes on the fact that I expect you to take care of this problem, correct it and make sure the truck's rear is safe and stable. I expect you to replace the lugs all the way around. I expect you to pick up the tab for the truck going to a mechanic of MY CHOOSING to have the brake housing, pads and rotors inspected, the rear axkle inspected, the alignment inspected and all four tires and wheels inspected for safety. If you do not agree to this, then my dear man we are done talking and I will take the matter to the nearest courthouse and we shall settle it there. Please do choose your path so that I may leave this establishment because I do not wish for the stupidity to wear off on me.
The Man: ummmm uuuggggghhh I am not ummmmm sure
LH: Please put it in writing and I shall take it to the mechanic I choose, they may bill you and you may pay for it. Should repairs be needed, that bill will also be sent to you. Do hurry for my time is limited this morning, I have urgent things to attend to.
The Man: What is so urgent that we cannot sit down and talk this through? I mean this is a serious issue.
LH: Serious to you, it was serious to me last night; today it is an annoyance. I must return home to let my chickens and ducks out, it will upset them to be inside after 10 am. So do hurry, I will wait here while you get the appropriate paperwork together.
The Man: came back with the letter of obligation about 20 minutes later, I took it thanked him and walked out the door. The young DB was standing there and I turned to speak to him and he bolted. LOL
Ah well so be it. So, I am making the appointment for next week to have the truck checked out. I think everything is okay but the rear alignment may need to be tweaked, but the mechanic will tell me.
I actually behaved myself...I am proud of me.
When DH awoke the first thing out of his mouth...
Honey did yo go to the truck place? Yes dear I did
You were nice weren't you? Nicer than normal yes
LH - Moi DB - dingbat boy who bothered me DBS - Dingbat Car Salesman DBJ - Dingbat jerk that hired dingbat salesman and finally The Man - the big man himself, the owner of said dealership.
The event sequence:
LH - approached dealership door when DB approaches
DB: can I help you ma'am
LH: Do you put tires on the vehicles here?
DB: Sometimes
LH: Did you put them on that ------> Colorado?
DB: No ma'am
LH: Good now go away
LH gets in door of dealership when DBS appears
DBS: Good Morning ma'am did you see anything you liked on our lot?
LH: No (looking at signs on office doors)
DBS: Well ma'am we have some great
LH: yes, deals cars I get it, do you have a supervisor?
DBS: Yes but he does not sell the vehicles
LH: Good, I am not here to buy a vehicle, if I were I would not buy it from you because you are annoying and pushy Go A Way (still looking for the right sign on the doors)
DBS: But ma'am I could
LH: You COULD go find your supervisor for me now and stop annoying me, the more I am pestered by you the testier I shall become and I am rather pleasant right now which is about to change. Go get your supervisor kindly sir...now
LH: is left standing twiddling her thumbs for about 20 minutes or so when DBJ approaches and is clearly not happy being called out of his office and leaving his donuts and coffee behind.
DBJ: Ma'am my name is John and how can I help you this morning? His voice reeked of sarcasm which then pricked my temper and my sarcasm
LH: Well you can start by firing the obnoxious salesman that went to find you because he will be one of the causes of your business going under due to lack of revenue and his being a general ass. Then you could direct me to the man or woman in charge and who can explain to me why one of your trucks could have killed me last night.
DBJ: Our trucks do not kill ma'am *big smile*
LH: *big sneer* well the one I just bought less than a week ago tried to harm me, my husband, any number of other motorists and apparently did it all due it being hungry for pizza which must have been the cause of it leaping from the truck and bouncing down the dammmmd road 200+ yards and entering the drive thru of Little Caesers Pizza and politely hitting a woman's car to get to the pick up window first! So, I would say the dammmmd truck tried to kill a couple of people. Now who is in charge, clearly it is not you sir so go a fetch the person that is.
DBJ: ummmmmm eeeerrrrrr ummmmmm
LH: I spoke perfectly good english good man please find the owner and bring him or her to me...or direct me to them.
DBJ: *grumbling and walking away* I am almost positive I heard the word "biotch" under his breath which caused me to state loudy...."That is with a capital B sir"
So I waited and waited and walked and waited and walked and about 90 minutes later....a man approaches and was very sarcastic when he said
The Man: Are you the lady making loud complaints?
LH: No I am the lady that loudly instructed your supervisor that should he wish to call me a biotch to please do so in the appropriate atomosphere which would be BIOTCH. I am also the lady that purchased a vehicle here last Saturday that YOUR mechanic seems to have been sleeping when he put the tires on said vehicle. Do you wish to have this converssation here or behind closed closed doors?
The Man: Here is fine.
LH: Well alrighty then. So, all 6 lugs came off one tire, the tire came off the truck and hit another vehicle before stopping. Upon inspection and twisting a lug on another tire, it was noted that not a single lug out of the 24 total on the truck was properly tightened. This dear sarcastic man is liable and that dear sir is where I excel. While it may not make two dammns of a difference to you, it matters to me that my husband and I could have been injured or killed, it matters to me that an innocent bystander or motorists could have been killed due to your lack of diligence and your negligence. I could have been taking Spike to the vet and he could have been killed, while it does not matter to you, it matters to me. I also want you to take clear notes on the fact that I expect you to take care of this problem, correct it and make sure the truck's rear is safe and stable. I expect you to replace the lugs all the way around. I expect you to pick up the tab for the truck going to a mechanic of MY CHOOSING to have the brake housing, pads and rotors inspected, the rear axkle inspected, the alignment inspected and all four tires and wheels inspected for safety. If you do not agree to this, then my dear man we are done talking and I will take the matter to the nearest courthouse and we shall settle it there. Please do choose your path so that I may leave this establishment because I do not wish for the stupidity to wear off on me.
The Man: ummmm uuuggggghhh I am not ummmmm sure
LH: Please put it in writing and I shall take it to the mechanic I choose, they may bill you and you may pay for it. Should repairs be needed, that bill will also be sent to you. Do hurry for my time is limited this morning, I have urgent things to attend to.
The Man: What is so urgent that we cannot sit down and talk this through? I mean this is a serious issue.
LH: Serious to you, it was serious to me last night; today it is an annoyance. I must return home to let my chickens and ducks out, it will upset them to be inside after 10 am. So do hurry, I will wait here while you get the appropriate paperwork together.
The Man: came back with the letter of obligation about 20 minutes later, I took it thanked him and walked out the door. The young DB was standing there and I turned to speak to him and he bolted. LOL
Ah well so be it. So, I am making the appointment for next week to have the truck checked out. I think everything is okay but the rear alignment may need to be tweaked, but the mechanic will tell me.
I actually behaved myself...I am proud of me.
When DH awoke the first thing out of his mouth...
Honey did yo go to the truck place? Yes dear I did
You were nice weren't you? Nicer than normal yes
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