Hahaha @ Beth! Folks, if you want an interesting read, here you go! It's part of my son's blog-he's in the Republic of Georgia to teach English.
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=4881668#p4881668
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=4881668#p4881668