On the new material, I will admit that I stole them all from the same silly site. If you want some really funny ones, I can PM youYawn....you need some new material.
Now that's what I can't stand...stinging insects. Especially scorpions.
Now I would have enjoyed the sight, but not at the expense of you getting stung.
It would have been worth the expense of me being stung. I'm a big ol' boy, so the hurt went away by lunch, so I would do it again for the video. It wouldn't be nearly as funny without the element of surprise, though