*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

Yeppers. Canadian Boots. I've hears of them, never really
saw any.

Who puts their knife on bottom of their boot?

In the South, we carry a knife IN our boot. One in the
boot, one on the belt....

 

[Bunnylady]

Here, spookie.



Pstt... You put your foot in the top, silly.

Banty, maybe you should take those skates back . . . . someone forgot to put the wheels on.

 

[BantyChooks]

Yeppers. Canadian Boots. I've hears of them, never really
saw any.

Who puts their knife on bottom of their boot?

In the South, we carry a knife IN our boot. One in the
boot, one on the belt....

Ice is kinda slippy without them.

Now, with those knife blades, one can go whizzing about at delightful speeds, occasionally doing fancy tricks & stopping hard just for fun. e

Banty, maybe you should take those skates back . . . . someone forgot to put the wheels on.

Wheels?? Are you mad?

Wheels and ice do not mix.

 

[Spookwriter]

"one can go whizzing about at delightful speeds,
occasionally doing fancy tricks & stopping hard just
for fun".....is how you're expected to drive a car in the
South.


(Notice there ain't NEVER been a Nascar driver from Cananda)

 

[Spookwriter]

Spook really can roller skate...but he looks like a line of laundry coming.

 

[BantyChooks]

[COLOR=333333]"one can go whizzing about at delightful speeds,[/COLOR]
[COLOR=333333]occasionally doing fancy tricks & stopping hard just[/COLOR]
[COLOR=333333]for fun".....is how you're expected to drive a car in the[/COLOR]
[COLOR=333333]South.[/COLOR]


[COLOR=333333](Notice there ain't NEVER been a Nascar driver from Cananda)[/COLOR]

But skating is much funner. Ice skating, that is. Can't do beans on roller skates.

Can you do a hockey stop in a car?

 

[Alaskan]

Why would you do a bean on a roller skate?

What does doing beans mean???????

 

[Spookwriter]

With a concrete bridge embuttment...yes.

Hardest stop in a car I ever had.

Won't do that one no more.

 

[Spookwriter]

(In the South we do a lot of beans. What do you eat up there?)

 

[BantyChooks]

Why would you do a bean on a roller skate?

What does doing beans mean???????

Hmm... That one is up for interpretation.

With a concrete bridge embuttment...yes.

Hardest stop in a car I ever had.

Won't do that one no more.

Uh, spookman, hockey stops are CONTROLLED.