So..If a Kangaroo and a Ostrich fight..who would win?

[KayisforKale]

I'm done with the boring ones.

Tripletfeb vs. ostrich.


We all know about the punches. I'm certain you'd win, but let's hear it from you.


(Mind you, loser just takes home shame, with no actual damage).

Triplet came armed and ready for an ostrich burger.

 

[ShrekDawg]

What the hell did I read was extinct? I thought it was the big evil bears that used to eat Californians.

The what now!?!?!?!

 

[notabitail]

What the hell did I read was extinct? I thought it was the big evil bears that used to eat Californians.

You probably read the internets.

 

[ShrekDawg]

What the hell did I read was extinct? I thought it was the big evil bears that used to eat Californians.

They’re endangered extremely but not extinct

 

[notabitail]

Triplet came armed and ready for an ostrich burger.

She needs to tell me what it tastes like.

 

[notabitail]

They’re endangered extremely but not extinct

You mean extremely endangered. Either one works but one is the proper way to put it.

 

[KayisforKale]

She needs to tell me what it tastes like.

It tastes like chicken.

 

[notabitail]

It tastes like chicken.

Then it's not worth the risk of getting bitten.

 

[KayisforKale]

The what now!?!?!?!

You probably read the internets.

They’re endangered extremely but not extinct

You mean extremely endangered. Either one works but one is the proper way to put it.

It was the California grizzly that went belly-up. But apparently Grizzly is just a fancy word for Brown Bear, not Black Bear?

 

[KayisforKale]

Then it's not worth the risk of getting bitten.

... But it is the only way to say with all honesty that you punched a living dinosaur that is bigger than you in the face...