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robbobbin

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Jan 28, 2007
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Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer "yes."

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work..
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into.
I was into it all night.<<Sigh>>

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.
 
I think cleaning is highly over rated and, from what I can see, can be adictive (seems like people who do, do it all the time) therefore I have been avoiding it for about 20 years now.

Oh I am sorry , great poem , made me smile
 
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One of my mother's favorite sayings is: "No one ever lay on their death bed and thought to themselves, 'I wish I had kept my house cleaner'".
 
Love the poem......I agree!! LOL My house is....well....lived in! HAHA No dirty dishes...no piles of clothes...but, PLENTY DUST BUNNIES......Hey, maybe thats a NEW Hobby....dust bunny farming??
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Dust Bunny Farming???
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Heck! I gotta Plantation!
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Dogs, cats, ferret - and me... all the mammals shed in here!

Ya know the dust'll still be there whenever I get off-line... the stuff won't run away on me before I Shut Down!
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