~The Council of Men on BYC~

[HCFarms96]

my goats, Timmy and billy ( bottle raised!!! LOVE THEM!) when i sit down, they come over and start chewing my clothes. Like, mainly when they are chillaxed and chewing their cud, then they get green goo all over

Yup. It's even better when they chew on your hair.

 

[chloezoebob101]

Yup. It's even better when they chew on your hair.

Or your toes...

 

[chicklover16]

Or your toes...

or your nose

 

[chloezoebob101]

or your nose

or your tongue. e.g.- i was once at my grandmas house, you know, the visit where her ugly rat- er.. i mean chihuahua, went #2 on my pjs!!!!!

um.. anyways, back to the example... i was staring at it telling it how mad I was at it, and I guess i got a little too close, and it didn't realize i was mad, and er.. while my mouth was open, It licked MY MOUTH AND ITS DISTGUSTING BUTT LICKING TONGUE WENT INTO MY MOUTH AND TOUCHED MY TEETH!!!

 

[chloezoebob101]

Ugh, my dad brought my Timmy home, and he cries outside at the door, and I had to come out to settle him down. oh well, he is my sweetie

 

[TechnoCat]

No! Don't report Banny. Banny's pretty darn cool.

 

[chloezoebob101]

I know, i would never

 

[Lovely Emily]

We have... other methods of punishment...

 

[chicklover16]

We have... other methods of punishment...

LOL should I be scared?

 

[chloezoebob101]

like what?