The Dave Leghorn Story~ A Murder Mystery of Epically Punny Proportions

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Caught on camera! Tom begs for mercy as he mourns his part in the death of his good friend, Dave. Or is it just an act for the camera?

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Dr George Stump has been asked to join the case. Despite currently employed by the Special Victims Unit, Dr. Stump has an extensive background in forensic pathology, and is eager to add his expertise to this case.




He vows to peck away at every detail until the culprit is found



He also adds he has a new method of grilling the suspects




And finds the 'slow peck method' a more successful way to break a suspect. He states one simply keeps pecking slowly in one area until the suspects gives up the information



Dr. Stump has been supplied with his own police car




So don't be surprised to find Dr. George Stump pecking at your front door
 
Yes Bee, you have a great imagination and you're a good storyteller. Thanks for the laughs. Pigpen has enjoyed his role in this story. Actually he probably don't care lol but I think its funny!
 
Breaking News:

Release Date: 10/25/2013
Singapore has ended its nine-year ban on frozen and processed chicken from Thailand. The decision to lift the ban on Thai chicken imports came after a series of meetings under the Singapore-Thailand Enhanced Economic Relationship, which were held in mid-October.
While broiler house owners all across Thailand are celebrating, the investigators are concerned that the chop shop operations run by the Thai mafia with criminal ties to Boone Co will get involved in the hiding of bodies in restaurant freezers all over Singapore.
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Could this be your missing chicken?​
 
Chaos continues in Hick County

At approximately 11:35 am today, the Mostly Fresh Chicken Farm went up in flames. Authorities, already taxed with investigating a series of murders, believe it is arson. The Mostly Fresh Chicken Farm (a subsidy of Sorta Fresh Chickens, Inc) has long been thought to ship meat chickens to Thailand and has been the victim of fowl graffiti painted along their fences numerous times. News about Singapore lifting the ban on frozen and processed chicken from Thailand spread through the community at break neck speeds and is a possible motivation behind the fire. We attempted to reach Mostly Fresh Chicken Farm's owner, farmer Ed Blaze but our phone calls were not returned.
Since Hick County's fire department is also the Sheriff department and are scattered about the county investigating the recent suspicious deaths, neighboring fire departments were called in to put out the blaze.

(Pictured: Woof County's Fire Department fights fire at the Mostly Fresh Chicken Farm)
 
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Gladys Wyterock attempts to leave the area, detained by police for questioning about her part in the Dave Leghorn murder and for chick trafficking.



The Hicks Co. sheriff's department released a statement about apprehending Gladys Wyterock as she attempted to leave the county after she had been warned to stay in the area until the investigation was complete. She was caught, along with B.R. Buzzarde, Tom Wyterock's attorney, in an apparent attempt to slip out of the area after it was discovered she and her husband had sold their very own chicks into fast food slavery after first dying them multicolored to make them look like stuffed animals. Both Gladys and B. R. Buzzarde have been detained until further notice. Ms. Buzzarde has been suspended from the case and her firm has replaced her with Rick Highpockets, one of the partners in the firm. The photo below shows him questioning a possible witness in the case as he tries to establish exactly WHY the chicken crossed the road on the night of October 21. Mr. Highpockets has been known to take a very abrupt approach to witnesses in a case as he states, "Ain't nobody got time for that!".

 
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