The Dave Leghorn Story~ A Murder Mystery of Epically Punny Proportions

[3chickchicks]

The intimidation squad bought in the big cats

My cheeks just clenched for that roo!

 

[theoldchick]

BREAKING NEWS: Caught on the security camera:









Captain Steels suspects this is one of many who make up a ring of serial killers across the world.

 

[mrchicks]

I'm sitting at my desk with tears running down my face from laughing. I'll never get my work done.

Thank you!

 

[Beekissed]

It's definitely a good read!

It will be one of those threads where you don't mind starting at the beginning and reading through to the end....

 

[Suzie]

BREAKING NEWS: Caught on the security camera:









Captain Steels suspects this is one of many who make up a ring of serial killers across the world.

Yes! Ring butt serial killers... the faces are innocent but the backsides indicate ring backside killers... no doubt followers of the ring face serial killer leaders... they thought their disguise would fool us but no.........!

 

[CHICKEN CRAZY1]

(I have thought of somthing funny! I am going to get some pics of my Roo and post them!)

 

[Reurra]

Behind the scenes, the clean up crew have begun the gruesome task of disposing of the corpses.


Autopsies were performed by the dignified staff of Mr. C. Sanders.



Funerary arrangements have been offered in a variety of options, though partial cremation seems to be the most popular.






Oddly enough, the families have not been present for these proceedings, but rather, the coop caretaker, Farmer.

 

[Beekissed]

I'm laughing out loud here, alone at my computer.....this is some good, good stuff!

I'll add to it!

 

[babyfoot]

Tom Wyterock, looking a little worse for wear, is shown here in the general population of inmates at the Hick County Jail. His attorney, B.R. Buzzarde, is filing a motion to dismiss the case due to the general confusion shown by the investigators in this case as to who the real murderer is. She states the evidence they have on her client is circumstantial, at best, particularly in light of this newest slaying of Bea K.

Meanwhile at Hick County Jail an undercover police officer was placed in disguise as an inmate to gather any information from the other prisoners.

Alas he got his disguise somewhat wrong. Everyone knows chickens don't talk to a Turkey!

 

[Beekissed]

In a series of dramatic photos, the victims are lined up and attempts to identify them, as well as determine the method used to kill them is being carefully determined.



These exclusive photos of the multiple crime scenes were made available in hopes that someone can identify these victims. Shown below is Hicks Co. coroner, I.C. Dedpeeple, trying to determine the cause and time of death. ~United Press