The Dave Leghorn Story~ A Murder Mystery of Epically Punny Proportions

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Chicka Kahn will also be joining artists at the benefit concert for Chicks for Change. Many may not remember Chicka Kahn from her brief but meteoric rise in the 80s on the poop charts. ~Sheeple Magazine

 

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Another artist has volunteered for the Chicks for Change concert for the Hick's County residents. Little Richard will be appearing there and states, "Good golly! I feel all tutti-frutti about the experience and can't wait to see a certain little hen, Long Tall Sally, an old friend and fellow artist from the chitlin circuit." ~Sheeple Magazine

 

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Stevie Chicks says she's in for the concert! However, Chick Fleetwood said he will be unable to attend but sends his best wishes to all.

 

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Officials have been trying all week to interrogate Norm Masque, the raccoon accused of tampering with school lunches unsuccessfully. YNN reports they have found a weakness of Mr. Masque. Eggs.

(Pictured: Norm Masque as interrogators show him a carton of eggs)


Mr. Masque has begun to talk to officials in exchange for relocation to a deserted island and a carton of eggs.

Developing...

 

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Marijauna Bust at The Coop! A large amount of weed was confiscated at another raid on the local nightspot, The Coop, and charges are being filed against BUD Lipnicky for possession and intent to distribute. He will be charged as an "unchicken" and will serve consecutive sentences for these crimes if convicted. ~Hick County Gazette

Jury Selection Complete in the Tom Wyterock/Roy A. Cuff Trial~ Jurors have been selected for the upcoming explosive trial here in Hick County. They have been sequestered in a hidden location and have been charged by Judge P. Freely to have no contact with the press, family or flockmates until the trial has been concluded. It was a difficult job for both sides of this trial to come to an agreement on potential jurors, with careful consideration given to select a jury of peers for Mr. Wyterock and Mr. Cuff. ~Boone County Chronicle

The Rise in Foster Chicks Crows of a Growing Need for Foster Homes: As the county reels in shock over the multiple murders in the area, some have taken over the orphans of those murdered families and also have taken chicks seized in the local Old McDonald fast food restaurant on Nutrena Lane. Shown here is Rudy Brown attempting to warm all of these chicks as temperatures take a seasonal drop in the area. Anybird willing to accept foster chicks into their coops during this crisis are urged to contact Chick Services and apply to become a foster broody to some of the orphaned chicks. The state will provide chick starter and bedding to anybird willing to help these chicks in need. We are hoping the upcoming Chicks for Change benefit concert will defray some of the costs Mr. Brown has already spent on trying to feed and house all these young chicks. Any donations would be appreciated and can be dropped off at Broken Shell Chick's Home. ~Hick County Gazette

Judge P. Freely Charges the Jury: Judge Freely has charged the jury with their duties in the upcoming trial and repeated the warning that they are to have no clucktact with the press or anybird during the course of the trial or it could result in a mistrial and the case could be dismissed. This could leave the DA's office with egg on their face and throw this already suffering community into a plucker. ~New Yolk Times

 

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The hen accused of being Mrs. Bagawk-bagawk has been identified as her long lost sibling, Ms. Bacon-head. She is also assumed to be an accomplice to Mrs. Bagawk-bagawk. Ms.Bacon-head is currently linked to a chick smuggling scandal.

An incautious chick was captured by surprise......

Mothers all over the world are bawking protests and want their children back. They have started a search for Ms. Bacon-head, if you catch sight of her immediately call 911 and hide your chicks. Also if you ever see any suspicious boxes lying around be sure to check inside, chick smugglers are known to hide them there.

Boxes such as the one in this picture could contain chicks!

Hens and roosters are all searching for Ms. Bacon-head.

 

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Mr. Adam and Mrs. Sandalers are part of the Broken Shell Chick's Home Chorus, they have volunteered to entertain guests at the Chicks for Change concert to cluck along with their cheeping chick chorus. They will also be advertising for the Broken Shell Chick's Home in hopes of raising more money for caring and entertaining these chicks, any broody hens hoping to adopt a chick are welcome.

 

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Most eggcellent!

Where did you FIND that pic!!!???

 

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I was searching for hens making rooster noises and came around this picture.

 

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The Stones were contacted about the benefit concert in Hick's County but their agent stated that Keith Richards was otherwise detained...er...engaged, and could not be available to do concerts for 3-5 months. ~The National Eggquirer