ChickenFlamingo
Songster
- When you're at the supermarket having an in depth conversation with the 16 yo checkout guy about how and why you should keep chickens dry, and there's a queue building up.
- When, at said supermarket, your first port of call is the reduced vegetable section, but you sail past the egg section.
- When you are suffering from the flu and the only thing that keeps you going is planning and designing your hens next run extension.
- When you're so involved with your chickens that your cat gets jealous because it's Always About the Chickens.
- When said cat is so jealous she starts to jump up your back and sit on your shoulder, so you do your chicken chores with a cat on your shoulder, making you the unique combination of Crazy Chicken Lady and Crazy Cat Lady.
- When you're supervising your chickens' free-ranging and you're sitting in the garden, in the rain, on a camping chair, and your husband brings you a cup of tea in your Crazy chicken Lady mug.
- When your neighbour calls you a Crazy Chicken Lady and they are not quite joking.