Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[cknnewbie]

K
Conversation with my mom
What are you doing?
Having a beer with Red
Who's red? Does your BF know you're out?
Mom I'm at home
What!?
Mom Red is a turkey...

 

[chickencrazy429]

Kids running to BF's truck...'The turkey hatched in Mom's hands!'

BF to me in a text...'hon rains comin' put the babies in'

Me on facebook...'There is a chicken in bed with me'

Conversation with my mom
What are you doing?
Having a beer with Red
Who's red? Does your BF know you're out?
Mom I'm at home
What!?
Mom Red is a turkey...

I LOVE the conversation with your mom!!!

 

[oldrooster]

Quote:
I went to see family and my cousin needed a ride up the road to her house she left a lipstick in my car and my mom saw it a few weeks later when I grabbed it when we where going to visit and she asked if I had a girl in my car I replied yes and she asked who was my girlfriend, I told her she knew her for years and more than likely the girl would slug her in the arm and tell her off for calling (cousin) my girlfriend since it was (mom's) niece. she quit asking about my love life after that conversation,

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Mom come see the chicken collage I made!!"

 

[BullChick]

This morning I threw my cell phone in an open bag of feed because it seemed like a good place to put it.

 

[Dawnschix]

"Yay!! my chicken nipples came in the mail today!!"

"Gotta go to the store and get some yogurt for the girls-they are out"

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Hold on, save those bad strawberries for the girls."

 

[CherishHolland]

to my Silver Duck winged Phoenix this morning

Flog me again and this boot is going up your vent.

Kids to me

Mom the toddlers are out and they are all over the house

Me to kids

Well who left their screen off?
Round them up and put them back in and just so you all know I AM NOT cleaning up the poop,because I didn't leave their screen off.

Them all in unison
ughhhhhh it's everywhere though.

Me to them
Well that's how I felt when I was changing your diapers but I still did it!

 

[CherishHolland]

"Hold on, save those bad strawberries for the girls."

Yeah my kids have learned to ask what is theirs and what is for the chickens.

 

[chickencrazy429]

Quote: Ha!!! XD That's great!!