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Conversation with my mom
What are you doing?
Having a beer with Red
Who's red? Does your BF know you're out?
Mom I'm at home
What!?
Mom Red is a turkey...
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Conversation with my mom
What are you doing?
Having a beer with Red
Who's red? Does your BF know you're out?
Mom I'm at home
What!?
Mom Red is a turkey...
Kids running to BF's truck...'The turkey hatched in Mom's hands!'
BF to me in a text...'hon rains comin' put the babies in'
Me on facebook...'There is a chicken in bed with me'
Conversation with my mom
What are you doing?
Having a beer with Red
Who's red? Does your BF know you're out?
Mom I'm at home
What!?
Mom Red is a turkey...
Quote:
I went to see family and my cousin needed a ride up the road to her house she left a lipstick in my car and my mom saw it a few weeks later when I grabbed it when we where going to visit and she asked if I had a girl in my car I replied yes and she asked who was my girlfriend, I told her she knew her for years and more than likely the girl would slug her in the arm and tell her off for calling (cousin) my girlfriend since it was (mom's) niece. she quit asking about my love life after that conversation,
"Hold on, save those bad strawberries for the girls."
Quote: Ha!!! XD That's great!!