"Close the bathroom door so the dog doesn't scare the chickens."
"Going to tuck the girls in for the night."
To the dog: "Don't eat the chicken poop!" or "Stop sniffing the chickens' butts!"
To the rooster: "Don't crow in my face." or "Don't peck me in the butt unless there is a bug there." - he has a habit of pecking at the metal parts on my jeans when I'm weeding the garden.
Strangest thing I've been asked - "Can I have some chicken poop?"
"Going to tuck the girls in for the night."
To the dog: "Don't eat the chicken poop!" or "Stop sniffing the chickens' butts!"
To the rooster: "Don't crow in my face." or "Don't peck me in the butt unless there is a bug there." - he has a habit of pecking at the metal parts on my jeans when I'm weeding the garden.
Strangest thing I've been asked - "Can I have some chicken poop?"