Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[whitlockj85]

GO OUT AND GET SHAMPOO FOR MY CHICKENS!
I asked my chicken forum dont worry.
Good morning potatoes (i call my chickens my little bakes potatoes)

Hahaha! Wife got a Silkie yesterday. I think I might hear this soon.

 

[Desirai]

"Can I stroke your wattles?"

 

[fishnet1971]

oh you are just SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO addicted now.

 

[wildriverswolf90]

Something I never ever said before chickens…“Don't wipe your beak on missy”

 

[Guinea and Chicken raiser]

awesome idea

 

[canesisters]

Awww.. what's the matter, your but isn't pasty is it??

 

[binza1979]

"So, while I was at work, I was reading on BYC and ..."

"We need to make portable salad bars for the girls."

"We need to lock up the dogs and let the girls out before we plant the garden so they can till the garden for us. Because once we plant, they are grounded."

"I think we should turn the kid's sandbox until a dust bath for the girls...or maybe a nice wading pool for really hot days."

 

[Guinea and Chicken raiser]

"Honey, do you want me to take the chicken off of the sofa?" (in reference to the little baby chick that got injured today and is swaddled in a crumpled up sheet on one end of the sofa)

Do you have any off the wall things you have said that sounded funny?

good one....

 

[Guinea and Chicken raiser]

Three things I've said:

"Smells like new chicken." told my hunni once today even or yesterday it was... like new car smell. I always think that with baby chickens.

"Don't dare turn that light on, hunni, I'm looking at these eggs." (meaning candleing.)
And also about candleing, "I need to shut this door so I can see these eggs real good" I've actually said both things to him more than one night.

"Ah, they (must) love me." Referring to when you have adolescent chickens and they like to be on your feet, legs (if stretched out, lap, shoulders when you sit...

 

[Guinea and Chicken raiser]

To my guinea, who has a more hurtful wing than a chicken, I said to her: "Thanks for wing-slapping me in the face." To Jubilee1111- my chickens eat a whole watermelon and just leave very thin rind and make a hole in some rinds sometimes. we bought an unripe melon at the store. they pick them unripe. and if you grow too many melons you can always give the extra to the birds